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Fantasy » alt.fan.pratchett » Re: [I] semi- (R) Introduction and general rant.
Re: [I] semi- (R) Introduction and general rant. [message #278967] Mo, 05 Juni 2006 20:14
steelcat  
In article <YsMgg.1557$lf4.644 [at] newsread1.news.pas.earthlink.net>,
"Anastasia" <house_damodred [at] yahoo.com> wrote:

>A challenge:
>
>Harry Potter, Emily Dickinson, potatoes, mayonnaise, and frictionless
>G-strings.
>
>Write a brief episode of fic involving all of those things.

Emily looked at her handiwork with satisfaction. Harry was dead. Very dead.
Garrotted with a frictionless G-string - that had been tricky - potatoes
and occasionally chips wedged into most orifices, and then drowned in a vat
of mayonnaise.

"That's improved the literary world more than all my poems put together,"
she sighed happily. "Now for Dan Brown..."

Fin.

Cat.
--
Jazz-Loving Soul Mate and Tolerable Frog to CCA
Yes, I've read a poem. Try not to faint.
Re: [I] semi- (R) Introduction and general rant. [message #278985 ] Mo, 05 Juni 2006 21:18
Rgemini  
The Stainless Steel Cat wrote:

> Emily looked at her handiwork with satisfaction. Harry was dead. Very dead.
> Garrotted with a frictionless G-string - that had been tricky - potatoes
> and occasionally chips wedged into most orifices, and then drowned in a vat
> of mayonnaise.
>
> "That's improved the literary world more than all my poems put together,"
> she sighed happily. "Now for Dan Brown..."
>

56 words - for a while I thought you had written a Drabble. I'm still
(a) highly impressed and (b) in favour of the sentiments expressed. I
particularly like the use of a Dan Brown style of plot in the first
paragraph being echoed by the intended demise of that gentleman in the
second.

regards
Rgemini
Re: [I] semi- (R) Introduction and general rant. [message #279062 ] Di, 06 Juni 2006 00:29
Stacie Hanes  
The Stainless Steel Cat wrote:

> Emily looked at her handiwork with satisfaction. Harry was dead.
> Very dead. Garrotted with a frictionless G-string - that had been
> tricky - potatoes and occasionally chips wedged into most orifices,
> and then drowned in a vat of mayonnaise.
>
> "That's improved the literary world more than all my poems put
> together," she sighed happily. "Now for Dan Brown..."


I lurrrrrrrrrrve you.....
--
4th swordswoman of the afpocalypse, AFPMinister of Flexible Weapons,
Bondage-happy predator, Speaker-To-Students, SadoMangoist,
AFPMistress to peachy, 8'FED's AFPDeliciousSnack, AFPFiance to A.
Nevill , Graycat's Guttersnipe
Re: [I] semi- (R) Introduction and general rant. [message #279120 ] Di, 06 Juni 2006 03:10
pjamison2  
"The Stainless Steel Cat" <steelcat [at] atuin.demon.co.uk> wrote in message
news:C0AA33059668182F68 [at] 192.168.0.2...
> In article <YsMgg.1557$lf4.644 [at] newsread1.news.pas.earthlink.net>,
> "Anastasia" <house_damodred [at] yahoo.com> wrote:
>
>>A challenge:
>>
>>Harry Potter, Emily Dickinson, potatoes, mayonnaise, and frictionless
>>G-strings.
>>
>>Write a brief episode of fic involving all of those things.
>
> Emily looked at her handiwork with satisfaction. Harry was dead. Very
> dead.
> Garrotted with a frictionless G-string - that had been tricky - potatoes
> and occasionally chips wedged into most orifices, and then drowned in a
> vat
> of mayonnaise.
>
> "That's improved the literary world more than all my poems put together,"
> she sighed happily. "Now for Dan Brown..."
>
> Fin.
>

I like it.

--

Paul E. Jamison

"I traveled to a planet with no bilateral symmetry
and all I got was this lousy F-shirt."
Re: [I] semi- (R) Introduction and general rant. [message #279126 ] Di, 06 Juni 2006 03:17
Stacie Hanes  
pjamison2 wrote:
> "The Stainless Steel Cat" <steelcat [at] atuin.demon.co.uk> wrote in
> message news:C0AA33059668182F68 [at] 192.168.0.2...
>> In article <YsMgg.1557$lf4.644 [at] newsread1.news.pas.earthlink.net>,
>> "Anastasia" <house_damodred [at] yahoo.com> wrote:
>>
>>> A challenge:
>>>
>>> Harry Potter, Emily Dickinson, potatoes, mayonnaise, and
>>> frictionless G-strings.
>>>
>>> Write a brief episode of fic involving all of those things.
>>
>> Emily looked at her handiwork with satisfaction. Harry was dead.
>> Very dead.
>> Garrotted with a frictionless G-string - that had been tricky -
>> potatoes and occasionally chips wedged into most orifices, and
>> then drowned in a vat
>> of mayonnaise.
>>
>> "That's improved the literary world more than all my poems put
>> together," she sighed happily. "Now for Dan Brown..."
>>
>> Fin.
>>
>
> I like it.

As I've said, so do I. Cat, may I post it on my blog with credit to you? I
want to edit the whole conversation leading up to it, but I'll change the
names to protect the....whatever we are. Use initials, maybe.

--
4th swordswoman of the afpocalypse, AFPMinister of Flexible Weapons,
Bondage-happy predator, Speaker-To-Students, SadoMangoist,
AFPMistress to peachy, 8'FED's AFPDeliciousSnack, AFPFiance to A.
Nevill , Graycat's Guttersnipe
Re: [I] semi- (R) Introduction and general rant. [message #280038 ] Di, 06 Juni 2006 08:12
steelcat  
In article <ef2hg.9558$921.4914 [at] newsread4.news.pas.earthlink.net>,
"Anastasia" <house_damodred [at] yahoo.com> wrote:

>The Stainless Steel Cat wrote:
>
>> Emily looked at her handiwork with satisfaction. Harry was dead.
>> Very dead. Garrotted with a frictionless G-string - that had been
>> tricky - potatoes and occasionally chips wedged into most orifices,
>> and then drowned in a vat of mayonnaise.
>>
>> "That's improved the literary world more than all my poems put
>> together," she sighed happily. "Now for Dan Brown..."
>
>
>I lurrrrrrrrrrve you.....

[Looks round]

Was that Barry White?

Cat.
--
Jazz-Loving Soul Mate and Tolerable Frog to CCA
Two by two, hands of blue...
Re: [I] semi- (R) Introduction and general rant. [message #280039 ] Di, 06 Juni 2006 08:12
steelcat  
In article <WR4hg.9623$921.8941 [at] newsread4.news.pas.earthlink.net>,
"Anastasia" <house_damodred [at] yahoo.com> wrote:

>pjamison2 wrote:
>> "The Stainless Steel Cat" <steelcat [at] atuin.demon.co.uk> wrote in
>> message news:C0AA33059668182F68 [at] 192.168.0.2...
>>> In article <YsMgg.1557$lf4.644 [at] newsread1.news.pas.earthlink.net>,
>>> "Anastasia" <house_damodred [at] yahoo.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>> A challenge:
>>>>
>>>> Harry Potter, Emily Dickinson, potatoes, mayonnaise, and
>>>> frictionless G-strings.
>>>>
>>>> Write a brief episode of fic involving all of those things.
>>>
>>> Emily looked at her handiwork with satisfaction. Harry was dead.
>>> Very dead.
>>> Garrotted with a frictionless G-string - that had been tricky -
>>> potatoes and occasionally chips wedged into most orifices, and
>>> then drowned in a vat
>>> of mayonnaise.
>>>
>>> "That's improved the literary world more than all my poems put
>>> together," she sighed happily. "Now for Dan Brown..."
>>>
>>> Fin.
>>>
>>
>> I like it.
>
>As I've said, so do I. Cat, may I post it on my blog with credit to you? I
>want to edit the whole conversation leading up to it, but I'll change the
>names to protect the....whatever we are. Use initials, maybe.

Feel free!

Cat.
--
Jazz-Loving Soul Mate and Tolerable Frog to CCA
We've done the impossible and that makes us mighty
Re: [I] semi- (R) Introduction and general rant. [message #280073 ] Di, 06 Juni 2006 10:35
Torak  
The Stainless Steel Cat wrote:
> "Anastasia" <house_damodred [at] yahoo.com> wrote:
>>
>>As I've said, so do I. Cat, may I post it on my blog with credit to you? I
>>want to edit the whole conversation leading up to it, but I'll change the
>>names to protect the....whatever we are. Use initials, maybe.
>
> Feel free!

She always does. As I understand it.
Re: [I] semi- (R) Introduction and general rant. [message #280206 ] Di, 06 Juni 2006 21:45
raltbos  
steelcat [at] atuin.demon.co.uk (The Stainless Steel Cat) wrote:

> In article <YsMgg.1557$lf4.644 [at] newsread1.news.pas.earthlink.net>,
> "Anastasia" <house_damodred [at] yahoo.com> wrote:
>
> >A challenge:
> >
> >Harry Potter, Emily Dickinson, potatoes, mayonnaise, and frictionless
> >G-strings.
> >
> >Write a brief episode of fic involving all of those things.
>
> Emily looked at her handiwork with satisfaction. Harry was dead. Very dead.
> Garrotted with a frictionless G-string - that had been tricky - potatoes
> and occasionally chips wedged into most orifices, and then drowned in a vat
> of mayonnaise.
>
> "That's improved the literary world more than all my poems put together,"
> she sighed happily. "Now for Dan Brown..."

*g* I endorse this product and/or service.

Richard
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